Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Rebecca Black Friday... Gone


well, it finally happened. Rebeccas black removed her horrificly viral video Friday from YouTube. Its about time. Can any one guess how many death threats she recieved? I believe it was between 500,000 to 1000,000. i actually spent my entire last weekend looking at every 1 millions comments, only to find out that at the top of my page every thirty seconds was a new alert saying, "there have been fifty more comment poss since you entered the site."  I heard a rumor that her parents bought her the song for her birthday for two million dollars. But i doubt it because lets face it; She sings like a challenged robot, her facial exspression never changes, she repeats the word friday about 900 times in the song while clearly straightening out the days of the week for all of us below a kindergarden learning level, and to tell you the truth, i could have came up with more clever lyrics in my sleep while choking on chocolate milk. But im going to miss Rebeccas video. Im sure she racked up some records though, like over 20 million haters, over 40 million haters, over 60 million haters, most death threats in an hour (200,000), and second most hated person in america behind Charlie Sheen. Some compare her to Justin Bieber, yes if you take out the popularity, wealth, adoring fans, and talent. And yes, im a huge "J-biebs" hater, but like i said, As quoted by Will Ferrel, her voice is like the mixture of Fergie and a large pile of elephant crap or something . On the contrary, she does know how to get on T.V. and i am impressed with her publicity stunt. Wait, it wasn't one. Oh.
                          Well that is all and before i go, i would like to thank Rebecca for strightening out the days of the week for me, Thursday comes before friday. Thank you, i was truly confused.

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