Yo everybody out there! Just here to tell yall bout my messed up cat. She's real nice but, ya know, mentally challenged ; (. It's too bad, especially for her because she struggles at simple cat things like jumping 2 feet, crapping in the litter box, and running away from our dog. We have a little coyunter in our kitchen that she is incapable of getting on to. She takes a running start and smacks right into it. So sad.
Besides that, she can't even crap in the same place. They say that every cat can easily find there litter box anywere. Nope. One day she'll piss in the litterbox then the next we'll find a dump in our shoes. When we went to Mass. for vacation, we dropped her at like a cat day care. All the cats there are in heaven with the food supplies, cat nip, toys, not Bessie. Thecare taker told us that she sat in her crate and hissed at the cats for 8 days striaght. Also we think shes possesed.
But all in all, shes a nice cat. Now i know for a fact that every one who is reading this is totaly confused at how they spent the last 3minutes of their lives. I know i would be. The thing is, you just read a short story on a kid right now in study halls, cat. now thats embarrasing. unless you liked it of course. then thats very embarrasing.
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