Friday, April 27, 2012

joe hill

I know this kid named joe hill. he is very skinny and sort of african. One day he got thrown out of a baseball game because of his foul language. He went home and cried his eyes out. his mother came and comforted him but it was no use. Joe was so upset he threatened to kill his fish. Unfortuanetly, although joe did not kill the fish, it died because it got its head stuck in the filter. THis made joe even more sad because he was never really going to kill the poor thing. His depression was very deep now and he started to play pokemon. He used to be latino but now is white because he has been playing pokemon inside his closet for 6 years, depressed but with a stellar team of pokemon fighters. He has finally returned to school but everyone now makes fun of the pasty anorexic boy because not only does he have no friends now but he is number one in the continent for pokemon for game boy advanced. He resorted to making friends with his teacher, jamy Vartaian (Yayme), he became the best spanish speaker ever and moved to south america. Theree, he competed in 12 tournaments for pokemon and won them all. Now, he is still depressed but living with his wife busca and they have 17 children and still counting... they just wont stop. One day he woke up and all his children were hungry so they ate him...